okay, humor me, I just love the humor in raising kids. As we all know, you just have to laugh or we would all lose our minds. I can up with this top 10 list, this list is pretty lame, so if you can think of some better let me know and we will revise the list..
Top 1o Ways to Know You Have Become "Your Kids Mom"
10. You have become accustomed to the smell of soured milk in sippy cups.
9. Your husband thinks it is perfectly normal for his adult wife to say she "has to go potty"
8. Your idea of a happening Friday night is a trip to the grocery store, alone.
7. You feel naked if you walk down the mall without pushing a stroller.
6. You would shutter if anyone visited your van, unannounced.
5. You can shower, dress, do your hair, and get all of the kids ready before your husband
finishes shaving.
4. Your friends without kids ask you why you have a lock on your refrigerator. Your friends
with kids know why you have a lock on your refrigerator.
3. The people at the Chick fil a drive through know you by name.
2. You throw a party in your bathroom when your kiddo poopys in the potty.
and Last but not least...
1. You peak in on your kids after a day of all of the above, and see them sleeping like angels and
think, NO ONE is as BLESSED as me.
3 comments:
Love it!! You are so great at keeping it real, and I laughed at each one!!
i love the list! i can relate to everyone of them...except the lock on the fridge...i have the whole kitchen baby gated off!!
Amen sister!
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